At first I thought this was a parody commercial from SNL or MadTV. But no...it's fucking real:
http://www.comfortwipe.com/ Now I can wipe my ass the modern way...with a Stick!
IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO WIPE YOUR OWN ASS PEOPLE? Why would you even need one of tho....wait....imagine all hilarious emergency room visits this thing would cause...
Rich guy:
I was sitting on the toilet wiping my ass when I accidentally shoved the shitstick in too far. Now it's stuck. Help me!Doctor: *Oh god another one.* 
Now if you excuse me, I need to find out if they have those in gold so I can wipe my ass with class.

In before fat people, cripples, and Americans 
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If my toes were broccoli, I would rule the world
When did i realize I was God? Well I was praying when I finally realized I was talking to myself.
I love work. It fascinates me. Sometimes I stare and look at it for hours.
Rules:
1. Post these rules.
2. Each person should say at least 8 things about them.
3. When you finish the journal, you will need to choose 8 people and tagged.
4. Then go to their pages and say they have been tagged.
5. no tag backs!!
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I don't have a kidney. lol.
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*devwatch*
i LMFAOed alot XD
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watch my manga at [link]
T.T everyone draws better than me...
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crazy? i was crazy once! then they threw me in a room with rats and gophers! rats and gophers drive me crazy!
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Just because everything hapens for a reason don't mean it's a good one.
This post really means something to me so you should feel it too!
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don?t like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don?t even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likey turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won?t get, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.
Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will love you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 realationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! Send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it is so scary because it works?. but if you break the chain... you will be crused w/ realationship problems. NO SEND BACKS If you have less than 15 friends its okay.
I TOLD YOU!
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