At first I thought this was a parody commercial from SNL or MadTV. But no...it's fucking real:
http://www.comfortwipe.com/ Now I can wipe my ass the modern way...with a Stick!
IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO WIPE YOUR OWN ASS PEOPLE? Why would you even need one of tho....wait....imagine all hilarious emergency room visits this thing would cause...
Rich guy:
I was sitting on the toilet wiping my ass when I accidentally shoved the shitstick in too far. Now it's stuck. Help me!Doctor: *Oh god another one.* 
Now if you excuse me, I need to find out if they have those in gold so I can wipe my ass with class.

In before fat people, cripples, and Americans 
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It's not a question!! I'M ASKING!!!!
-My cousin.
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-Everything looks better in 2D-
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My English sucks
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How many were in the group?
15 theres only 10 left though.
... You got carried away didnt you?
Hey that third guy was asking for it!
Lee x Me =
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Majtki Maćka!
No njewyczymję już Nooo!
CHWASTY D;
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